Once upon a time a little girl named Lindsay was sitting in her house playing on her computer. She was a happy little girl, and had just put her babies down for bed. While she was in the middle of youtubing Josh Weller songs (because lets face it, she was terribly bored and did not talk to Jersey this night) she heard her little girl Kat crying. Lindsay decided to wait for a moment, because all of her babies should have been asleep, and she figured that maybe Kat was just having a moment. Kat continued to cry, and then started to scream. This frightened Lindsay so she got up and went to go check on Kat.
Lindsay opened the door and was greeted with an interesting sight. Her 2 year old, Ender, was sitting on the floor coloring with some markers of Severian's. He had colored all over himself. Lindsay said "Ender! Go lay back down in bed!". Kat was still crying so Lindsay turned to Kat. This is what she saw:
Not only had Ender been coloring on himself, he had been using Kat as his canvas as well. Katalina was covered in marker on her head, and it was all over her shirt, arms, knees, and crib. Lindsay turned and stifled a laugh. It really was pretty funny after all, but she had to be strong and teach Ender that coloring on his sister was NOT a valid way to express your artistic nature. Lindsay turned and said "Ender, you are not allowed to color on your sister, that is a No No!". However, this is what Ender was doing:
Lindsay again had to fight back laughter, as Ender was not REALLY sleeping. He was actually faking sleep because he knew that he was in trouble. Lindsay attempted to speak to him, but he lay very still and kept his eyes shut the entire time. After Lindsay cleaned Kat up and put her back to bed Ender opened his eyes for a second, then quickly hid them under his hands. Lindsay walked out of the room and laughed pretty hard. Even though Kat was very upset about being colored on, it was about the funniest thing that had happened all day.
The End.
That is my story. My children are pretty crazy. But, I love the heck out of them.
6 comments:
Your kids rock. Sharing your art with someone is to share the soul. awww.
I love how Ender was fake sleeping, what a clever kid! And I guess becoming one's canvas is bound to happen eventually with kids. At least his lines are pretty straight! :)
Poor Kat.
AAAHHH HAHAHA! I love that story!!
Oh what a great story. I'm sad for Kat but love the Ender was fake sleeping. That is adorable.
Okay, that story made my day :).
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